Tuesday, June 4, 2013

You Know It's Time When...


  • You know it's time for a new mailbox when... 


it looks like this.


  • You know it's time to thaw out your dough longer when...


your kid can't put a dent in it.


  • You know it's time to tidy things up when... 

it looks like an episode of Hoarders is being filmed in your basement. 
Confession: this is when it was partially cleaned out. Lookin' good, eh?

  • You know it's time to sign your kid up for t-ball when...

he can put a sweet hole in the wall.

  • You know it's time to do some laundry when...

you have to dig deep into the back corner of your underwear drawer to pull out some black lacy panties to wear under your sweatpants. Ain't no average housewife wearing nonsense like that on a daily basis.

  • You know it's time to invest in some landscaping when...

you just weeded this bed about a week ago and the weeds are back with a vengeance. Thanks a lot, Adam and Eve.

  • You know it's time to leave the community playground when...

one of your precious offspring decide to strip down (undies and all) to play in the sandbox. The mother who was running around the playground saying, "Excuse me!! Whose son is this?!?" didn't find it very amusing at all.

8 comments:

  1. Looks like all the makings of a beautiful life!

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  2. So where are you going to hang those teal lights now (see basement hoarding picture)? HMMM??? I still haven't hung the one I bought that day I was texting you about it.
    One of my daughters, who shall remain nameless, stripped down naked at Monkey Joe's in the kiddie play jumper. Left all her clothes and diaper in there and I had to climb in to retrieve them. Little stinker. Babies are nudists. I'm convinced.

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    1. Not sure where the lights are going...was saving them for my one-day "studio" but who knows if that'll ever happen:/

      Oh my word! Crazy naked kid story!!

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  3. I like the last one, because that would be me with my child stripping down to their bare essentials. You are only a child once!

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  4. Ha ha! Been there with the undie situation..

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  5. Hilarious! The worst is the undies, ugh I hate when that happens!

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