You Know It's Time When...

• You know it's time for a new mailbox when... 

it looks like this.

• You know it's time to thaw out your dough longer when...

your kid can't put a dent in it.

• You know it's time to tidy things up when... 

it looks like an episode of Hoarders is being filmed in your basement. 

Confession: this is when it was partially cleaned out. Lookin' good, eh?

• You know it's time to sign your kid up for t-ball when...

he can put a sweet hole in the wall.

• You know it's time to do some laundry when...

you have to dig deep into the back corner of your underwear drawer to pull out some black lacy panties to wear under your sweatpants. Ain't no average housewife wearing nonsense like that on a daily basis.

• You know it's time to invest in some landscaping when...

you just weeded this bed about a week ago and the weeds are back with a vengeance. Thanks a lot, Adam and Eve.

• You know it's time to leave the community playground when...

one of your precious offspring decide to strip down (undies and all) to play in the sandbox. The mother who was running around the playground saying, "Excuse me!! Whose son is this?!?" didn't find it very amusing at all.